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The Next Big Shirt

$ 10.40

The Next Big Thing - Black Barbie Edition

$ 13.40

Jesus is the Force!

Jesus is the Force because Star Wars ' Force is a Tool of Satan!

$ 14.40

Chompo's In Rainbowland ADULT

Chompo lives in Rainbowland and she has one eye. Wear The Shirt.

$ 13.40

Spiral Lady Dance

Boogie with the Lady.

$ 13.40

Trust No One

Don't. Really.

$ 12.50

Dancing Jesus (for fatties)

Jesus loves 'em Big! He begs you to wear this Jumbo Sized Fun Time Shirt with him.

$ 20.40

Jesus is the Force

Nice B/W classic Dancing Jesus

$ 13.40

Phil SPECTRE T

Phil Spectre makes Ghosts and Eats them.

$ 14.40

PWEETA ROCKS!

Hot Shirt. Good Cause. Let people know you'd rather be eating them - than saving them!

$ 14.40

Baby with Fork in Head

Ow! Show people what you think of pro-creation with this ooze.com shirt.

$ 13.40

Space Bunny Lady White

Who is Space Bunny and why is he on this shirt?

$ 17.40

Space Bunny White

Space Bunny has been turned to stone. Can You save The Universe?

$ 12.40

i got gutrot

Is that my liver? Give me another drink! Perfect gift for that special alcoholic in your life.

$ 18.50

Jingle my balls (white)

Make any Holiday much more Merry.

$ 17.00

Jingle my Balls (red)

A more subtle approach to getting the gift you really want.

$ 21.00

i farted

If you dealt it, others may smelt it.

$ 11.00

Baby with Fork in Head FOR KIDS!

Children need to know: Don't Play with Forks.

$ 14.50

Oops. I missed. Baby Bib

Baby Bib with Fork in Head. Use this as a warning to show a loving parent what can go horribly wrong.

$ 15.00

i got a SEX DISEASE YOGA!

Do men stare at you in Yoga class? Are they not Gay? Send them the proper message with this action packed message!

$ 21.00

i got a SEX DISEASE

Be Loud- be proud! Let everyone know you're TAINTED!

$ 13.00

i got chlamydia regular t

Make Ladies WANT you. Get a sex disease!

$ 12.50

i got chlamydia t

Want some chlamydia? I do!

$ 15.50

Kill the Internet

Because the military designed it so you couldn't.

$ 11.50

F-U

Wear it with feeling

$ 11.50

Trust No One Sleevlessly

Don't. Really. They don't have sleeves.

$ 17.40

The Lords of COBOL

a computer and a SF joke mixed with a graphics stab. Can you decode the secret meaning?

$ 14.90

MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BITCH

Do you ever notice that when you talk to the ladies they can't help stare at your crotch? Point them in the right direction.

$ 15.40

Chompo Ringer

Everyone likes Flying dogs in Rainbowland

$ 20.40

What did you say?

Tell them what you really think.

$ 22.40

Odd Man

This odd man stares at others FOR you.

$ 12.40

Cat Falls in Well

Can you save the falling Cat?

$ 13.40

PWEETA - lady steak

Is that meat in your mouth or are you justdevelopmentally challenfed?

$ 13.40

I am Meat

Show he world what you're made of.

$ 13.40

Is that Meat in Your Pants?

The undies is where you keep the meat.

$ 16.40

PWEETA ROCK- Ladies

Sexy Support for eating Meat

$ 21.40

Grrrrr. PWEETA

Show off your Meat Muscles. Support PWEETA - the People who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals

$ 19.40

People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals

Stick a Fork in it. Support PWEETA - the People who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals

$ 13.40

Chompo in Rainbowland 4 Ladeez

Chompo blesses the Ladies with her one-eyed dog power.

$ 11.90

Chompo in Rainbowland

Chompo lives on a Rainbow and eats snacks. You will too.

$ 13.40

Tight, Hot Jesus

Ladies, will you Dance with Jesus? He has a big smile for you and walks on a rainbow of faith! What Would Jesus Dance?

$ 19.40

Big People Baby Head

Big people can wear Baby with Fork in Head shirts too. You just have to pay more.

$ 20.40

MY EYES ARE UP HERE 2

Heavyweight version of other shirt. Get people to pay attention to what you say, and not look at your thing.

$ 19.40

my pussy tastes like your dick

.. that's not too bad, right?

$ 12.90

I (heart) Abortions - white

Love Abortions? Let 'em know with this shirt!

$ 16.00

Dating Phil Cap T

Announce your Love of Phil Spector!

$ 20.40

Mystery Hanger

Who uses hangers? Why?

$ 10.90

philspectrebw

Arrow Left (flecha izquierda)

The Ooze.com Super Shirt Shoppee ~ RSS Feed

The Next Big Shirt

The Next Big Thing - Black Barbie Edition

Jesus is the Force!

Chompo's In Rainbowland ADULT

Spiral Lady Dance

Trust No One

Dancing Jesus (for fatties)

Jesus is the Force

Phil SPECTRE T

PWEETA ROCKS!

Baby with Fork in Head

Space Bunny Lady White

Space Bunny White

i got gutrot

Jingle my balls (white)

Jingle my Balls (red)

i farted

Baby with Fork in Head FOR KIDS!

Oops. I missed. Baby Bib

i got a SEX DISEASE YOGA!

i got a SEX DISEASE

i got chlamydia regular t

i got chlamydia t

Kill the Internet

F-U

Trust No One Sleevlessly

The Lords of COBOL

MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BITCH

Chompo Ringer

What did you say?

Odd Man

Cat Falls in Well

PWEETA - lady steak

I am Meat

Is that Meat in Your Pants?

PWEETA ROCK- Ladies

Grrrrr. PWEETA

People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals

Chompo in Rainbowland 4 Ladeez

Chompo in Rainbowland

Tight, Hot Jesus

Big People Baby Head

MY EYES ARE UP HERE 2

my pussy tastes like your dick

I (heart) Abortions - white

Dating Phil Cap T

Mystery Hanger

Arrow Left (flecha izquierda)

Ornament

Arrow Up (flecha arriba)

I heart